Monday, May 05, 2008
Luckily Joe has recently found out that he is SAFE AND CLEAR! For those who don't know, our friend Mr. Massey had a bad trip with a pot brownie (MUST HAVE BEEN SOME POT BROWNIE!) and went to the hospital emergency room where the trip only slid downdowndown DOWN from there. The end result was that the police came, TAZED him, (how do you spell tazed? like with a tazer gun?) and took him away.
With a clean record under his belt and a good lawyer, and lots and lots of letters of support for the judge from his friends, Joe is NOT GOING TO HAVE TO write his Prison Poems, or Prison Journals, or whatever. And he needn't fear showers, or prison riots. Those one-piece orange suits are kind of cool though, but we can always get one of those for Joe to wear to readings, or the movies, or walks on the beach. And I DON'T HAVE TO SPEND HOURS AND HOURS plucking eyebrows and shaving my legs!
In other words, WE'RE ALL HAPPY YOU'RE FREE JOSEPH MASSEY!